turtle: yo raph, uh, we need to talk.
"ok, what's up lil dude?"
turtle: uh...i kinda...did something...
"ok...what kinda mess did you make this time?"
turtle: uh...i didn't make a mess this time. i actually kinda ate something of yours...
"oh REALLY?"
turtle: yeah...i'm sorry, i was just so hungry, and it was just like, lying there, so i ate it.
"ok finefine. so what was it? the dried shrimp snacks you kept bugging me to get you, or those cheese covered turtle pellets from petcetera?"
turtle: no...none of that stuff. i kinda, ate your meat.
"meat?!"
turtle: yeah...
"how much?"
turtle: all of it?
"ok, doing something bad's one thing, but lying about it isn't gonna make it better one bit!"
turtle: i'm not lying! i swear! i just kinda started chewing it n stuff, n then next thing i know...it was all...gone.
"look lil dude, you really expect me to believe you ate ALL of it? you expect me to believe that?"
turtle: well, just look for yourself, there's like none left.
"uh huh...all gone eh? ok why don't you just give up and tell me how many shrimps snacks you snuck off with, or how may pellets you swiped while i was sleeping?"
turtle: look, i'm telling the truth this time! i didn't eat no pellets, i ate all your meat! you're not taking me seriously!
"yeeaah...of course i'm not, i looked and it's still there!"
turtle: you're not paying attention! look closely!
"yeah right, you just want me to look over there so you can go sneak off with some more pellets. either that, or you'll poop on my foot like you did last time!"
turtle: i swear i won't! the meat's gone!
"pssh...yeah whatever dude..."
"aaahh!! it's...it's..."
"all gone? all gone!"
"oh no...what am i going to do? i was gonna have a nice chunk of beef before i got started studying, but now...oh now what can i do?"
"i'm so lost! what am i going to do? i can't study now, the lil brown-shelled bastard ate all my meat!"
"all is lost...now all i can do is wallow in misery..."
turtle: yeesh...that raph. what a dumbass...i TOLD you so! bah!...nyehnyehnyeh! nobody ever listens to the turtle...
tune in next time dudes!